A sad man in London felt bluesily,
Got excited while watching Füseli.
“I’ll drown me mischievously”,
He now said more humorously:
“Quite sudden, my prick spouts profusely.”
A boastful, yet fearsome lieutenant
Told the girl: “I sure as hell can it!”
She proffered her ass.
He said: “Lass, ah, alas!
Your vessel’s too great, I can’t man it.”
A coarse girl and ever so willing,
Was fucked for under a shilling.
Having been properly laid,
She gasped and then said,
“Jeez – a coin in my groin I find chilling!”